Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
OH MY GOD
THIS IS A REVELATION
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how